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osamah:

vaporheart-archive:

Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.
A bomb factory.
They’re bombs.

who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode
gamzee-makara:

YOU EITHER EAT TWO WAFFLES AT A TIME OR YOU FUCKING STARVE DON’T BE THAT PUSSY NERD SHIT WHO LEAVES ONE FUCKING WAFFLE LEFT IN THE GODDAMN EGGO BOX

refreshes:

mom: are you ever gonna clean your room?

me:  image

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unamusedsloth:

You got a problem?
k-lionheart:

tittily:

cant get authentic italian cuisine like this anymore

i don’t even know where to start with this post
littlecthulhu:

plantbaby420:

*mic drop*


FUCK

myheart137:

capt9rs:

chepibola:

rnozzarellasticks:

memeluvr2:

my algebra teacher is pregnant and asked my class for baby names and she called on me and i panicked and said luigi

I WAS ON MY PHONE IN ART AND I READ THIS AND LAUGHED OUT LOUD AND A KID NEXT TO ME WAS LIKE “WHO ARE YOU TEXTING” AND I PANICKED AND SAID “LUIGI”

GUYS THIS SHOULD BE A THING. EVERYTIME SOMEONE ASKS YOU SOMETHING AND YOU PANIC JUST SAY LUIGI

luigi! at the disco

i’ve reblogged 3 variations of this already

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me: i have no classes with anybody i know
my parents: that's how you make friends!!!
me: no

florels:

skiens:

wtf you mean real women have curves? all women are real women

THIS IS IMPORTANT

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hotboyfriend:

Seeing someone slowly lose interest in you is probably one of the worst things ever 

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lordoftheinternet:

that sounds like responsibility and i want no part in it

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